Ch 5.4; Lazy couch potato portfolios
26 January 2012Because the hidden MER charges in equity mutual funds are often over 2.5% per year, a number of well meaning journalists and bloggers have begun to promote the advantages of lower-cost equity ETFs. Exchange Traded Funds (ETFs) are a newish cousin to mutual funds, and many (but not all) are “index” funds, in which the manager simply picks all of the stocks in one of the several published “indices” (or baskets of “similar” stocks, grouped according to a chosen characteristic such as: country, market capitalization, industry, etc). A well-used Canadian benchmark is the TSX Composite Index, which represents the whole TSX, and is widely considered to be an appropriate benchmark for the whole Cdn stock market. Such “passive” or index funds are recommended by the bloggers, instead of “actively managed” mutual funds (and some ETFs), in which the fund manager “actively” attempts to select “good” stocks for the fund, because most index-ETFs have much lower MER charges than most active mutual funds – in one case as low as .17%.
The “lazy,” “sleepy” and “couch-potato” index-only-portfolio advocates all choose a handful of index ETFs or Index Mutual Funds to hold “forever”. (This is the basis for their names). The most widely followed Sleepy Portfolio is that promoted by the popular personal finance blogger known as The “Canadian Capitalist”, Ram Balakrishnam. He publishes his present list of investments, and updates their performance regularly, on his popular “Canadian Capitalist” blog, thereby enabling his followers to be identically or similarly invested.
Canadian Capitalist and like-minded blog advocates correctly point out that most most mutual fund managers do not consistently beat an “appropriately” chosen “benchmark”, or index. But the misguided conclusion they draw is as follows: “if most professional mangers of mutual funds can’t beat an index consistently, any non-professional retail investor also has a low probability of doing so”; and the theory goes, “the best we non-pros can hope for is to mimic an index, get mediocre results, and forget vainly trying to beat our chosen index”.
The index-only-zealots call this the “science of numbers”. The theory only has merit if one compares couch-potato performance to select Mutual Funds, which will have poor performance because of the hidden 2% MER charge which kills their performance. The couch potato theory breaks down in comparison to any dividend portfolio or any good ETF picker who can successfully pick good ETFs based on momentum. (See the next chapter). The potato theory “worked” to some extent in the 1990s; but to my mind, it is overly dogmatic, as practiced by most of the index-only advocates, — whom I believe are unnecessarily limiting their arsenal, for the reasons set forth in the last and next Chapter. They are stuck in the glory years of the 1990s, when the baby boomers were creating demand for, and price increases in equities, and driving up almost all stocks; it takes a rising tide like the 90s to lift all boats on an index, but the index-zealots refuse to believe that the go-go 90s, and the glory years are probably behind us.
The proof is that these couch-potato portfolios have achieved a zero rate of return on the equity part of their portfolios for over a decade; but they are undeterred in spreading their gospel of index-only investing to anyone who will listen on the blogoshphere and in Moneysense magazine.
Another problem with the potato-heads is that they refuse to clearly differentiate between equities and Income investments, so as to allow a novice older investor (or with a different risk-tolerance) to easily modify their portfolios from the ones chosen by these 20 and 30-somethings, who are the biggest couch potato advocates; these youngsters simply don’t advocate enough safe income investments for those in their 50s, 60s or 70s.
Moreover, the potato-heads tend to skimp on Canadian stocks because the great advocate of Index Investing, Vanguard’s index fund salesman Jack Bogle, who wrote the Potato Bible, was American. Plus, Vanguard only sold mutual funds, and the Potato Bible therefore ignores: MICs and high-yield stocks, dividend achievers, preferred shares, covered call ETFs, and real estate. For the potato gospellers, these investments must be ignored in their zealous devotion to Potato worship.
That said, the big advantage of the Canadian Capitalist and other “couch-potato” portfolios is that they are free to copycat. These portfolios are typically updated and re-balanced every 3 months, with an investor selling a portion of those funds that have increased in value, and buying more of those that have fallen, to get back into balance. (This should take no more than an hour or two, 4 times a year).
Nezt week’s post considers a better strategy.
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